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A soft, lightweight tee that speaks with dry humor. The understated white text on black creates a bold, deadpan statement—wear it when you want to roll your eyes at small talk or bond with friends over shared sarcasm. The smooth ring-spun cotton drapes easily and feels comfortable all day, while the clean crew neckline and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the message stays front and center. This shirt slips into casual weekend hangouts, low-key meetups, and lazy coffee runs, giving you a playful way to show personality without shouting. It’s the kind of laid-back staple you reach for when you want comfort and a little attitude in one go.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printed details with quality compliance (Oeko-Tex certified, EU warranty)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
"Proud owner of a useless Immune System" Slogan Tee
$26.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printed details with quality compliance (Oeko-Tex certified, EU warranty)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors